Here I am! Back with some sporadically scheduled stupid shit! You’re so welcome!
I’ve called these dudes To the Maxolotl for obvious reasons. They’re available now on my Society6 and my Redbubble.
I’m aaaaaaalmost recovered from a pretty bad reaction to some anaesthetic a few months back. It sorta dropped a nuke in the middle of my productivity but determination (and new meds) have seen me through. I believe in me!
If you’d like to keep up with my comings and goings I’ve recently started using my Twitter a little more consistently. Would love to wax poetic about The Eagle with y’all.
And, as always, thanks for your patience with me, folks <3
I sell art through Redbubble and Society6 and they both have their pros and cons. I personally prefer the print quality of Redbubble’s apparel but Society6 really shines with their homewares products. I mean you can get boobs on a shower curtain. The absurdity of that speaks to me on a personal level.
Which is why I was genuinely excited when Society6 launched wallpaper earlier this year. I design a lot of repeating patterns. Wallpaper was my time to SHINE.
Or it would have been. But all my patterns to date don’t tile as a perfect square.
Instead, I’m dealing with this shit:
Note the cropping at the bottom and top of the pattern tile. If I tried to upload that, the resulting wallpaper would look like this:
The obvious solution is to design patterns so that their tiles are square which I’ll be doing from now on. In the meantime, I’m rejigging my old patterns to fit the new format and it’s a fucking pain in the ass. So I figured what better way to really feel the burn than to document this process for you guys.
You’re welcome.
I’ll be using my Relaxolotl pattern as a guinea pig today because it’s one of my best sellers.
Also, I’m a bourgeois snob who doesn’t like learning new programs so the following is all Adobe Illustrator specific. You can, however, apply a few of the tips and tricks to your own programs and/or processes if you work with something else.
Onwards!
In 2016 I had to leave a job I loved because I was too sick to work. I’ve since had two surgeries, cultivated an essential but bank-draining team of medical specialists, and developed a truly spectacular tolerance to painkillers.
For me, Endometriosis has been a nuclear bomb dropped on my life.
Scientifically speaking: Endometriosis is a condition that occurs when cells similar to the inner lining of the uterus (the endometrium) decide they’re strong independent cells that’re gonna strike out on their own and make it big, Mama! Endometriosis growths are commonly found in the abdominal cavity of sufferers – getting up close and personal with your abdominal walls or your local organs. Some cells dream a little bigger though, migrating into organs like your bladder or bowel.
In severe cases, endometriosis growths can stick your organs to your abdominal walls (or each other). Think Shelob’s cave from Lord of the Rings but the web is living tissue.
Oh but wait, there’s more.
A masterful story is a lot of things. It carries plot, characterisation, tension, meaning, and absolutely, unequivocally does not make its audience go, “What? Where the fuck did that come from?”
The WTF reaction from your audience is one of the fastest ways to get people to hate your story. There’s a reason people froth at the mouth when discussing the Deus ex Machina trope. People hate feeling left out of the loop.
The loop, in this case, being the Setup/Payoff cycle.
Well, it’s that time again, folks! Time to miss a deadline and explain what asshole body part we have to blame for it!
Yes, I’ve had to put Hug Your Local Werewolf—my story of a queer boy who’s lycanthropically challenged—on pause for a little while. Fittingly, my Patrons got first-access to this explainer, but I figured all you faceless beauties on my analytics feed deserved a rundown as well.
Buckle up, kids, this gets hairy.
Hi, I’m Stacey.
I’m an independent artist with an abundance of interests and a scarcity of spoons.
Here you’ll find my spec fiction, my vector art, tricks of multiple trades, and my perspective on creating from the margins.
Life is hard; hug a werewolf.
