Gig giveaway ahoy! This time you have a chance to win a 1000 word bespoke erotica short by yours truly 😘
Comment on this Instagram post and tell me how you stumbled across my work. Extra points will be awarded for dramatic prose.
I’ll be announcing the winner of this one on the 12th of April. Best of luck, heathens!
To celebrate my launch of my new Fiverr account I’m doing a bit of a gig gaveaway. First up: pet portraits!
Yep, you have the chance to win your very own pet portrait by yours truly. To win:
Post a picture of the pet you’d like vectorised over on Instagram, tell me a little bit about them in the description, and tag me!
I’ll be announcing the winner of this one on the 6th of April. Good luck, friendos!
Guess who wrote poooooooorn!
Gay werewolf coffee shop pooooooorn!
“Leon’s been crushing on one of the regulars at his cafe for an embarrassingly long time. Things come to a head when his werewolf instincts get the better of him.”
How can I get access to this masterpiece, I hear you ask breathlessly? You can go one of two routes.
1. Join my Patreon for as little as $1 a month to get access to this here piece steamy werewolf literature + all future stories.
2. Buy me a coffee on Ko-fi and drop your email in a private comment so that I may email you super secret squirrel instructions on accessing this blistering coffee shop erotica.
Thanks go out to all my friends who provided feedback and described all the ways they….ahem….enjoyed this story. I love you all.
For those who read it, I’ll ask that you drop a gif in the comments of how it made you feel.
In between ripping out the drywall of my website I totally forgot to plug this. I got Real Life™ published for the first time for an op-ed I wrote a few weeks ago!
In itself, this is kinda a big deal. I’ve never been mainstream published before. It’s a little bit surreal, like some sort of functional adult alien has taken over my body. But on top of that is the subject matter. Because this article details a lot of the shit I’ve been dealing with regarding being sick and having to rely on welfare the last couple of years.
I didn’t realise just how much my condition has taken over my life until I wrote it all down. And it’s not even just the health aspects, though that is, of course, still a steadily burning dumpster fire. No, it’s also the fact that when I’m not dealing with shitty symptoms, I’m dealing with shitty bureaucracy and shitty treatment from people in place to uphold it.
So yeah, that’s what this article’s about. It seems to have resonated with at least 10,775 people too. So that’s…rather depressing. But that’s a subject for another post.
For now: yay I’m published! Go read the thing!
PS: It’s under my legal name which is in the process of being changed so don’t get too attached 😎
Well, it’s that time again, folks! Time to miss a deadline and explain what asshole body part we have to blame for it!
Yes, I’ve had to put Hug Your Local Werewolf—my story of a queer boy who’s lycanthropically challenged—on pause for a little while. Fittingly, my Patrons got first-access to this explainer, but I figured all you faceless beauties on my analytics feed deserved a rundown as well.
Buckle up, kids, this gets hairy.Read More